Carolina Quotes'If I had one wish, I'd wish for an unlimited amount of wishes,' I said. She shook her head in a way that suggested she had heard this answer countless times before. 'Don't get greedy on me, Dave, you only get one wish.'
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
Source
Essay: "Naked". (p.317)
- work
- Naked (1997)
- year
- 1997
- locator
- p.317
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“'If I had one wish, I'd wish for an unlimited amount of wish…” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-021D42086F. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/021d42086f
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