Carolina QuotesThere's a daytime NyQuil, and there's a nighttime NyQuil. Drink either one you want, because your cold doesn't give a shit what time it is. NyQuil comes in two colors: red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That's right, NyQuil makes a dandy egg nog! Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the entire party, "This tastes like shit!" But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The White Album (2000)
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“There's a daytime NyQuil, and there's a nighttime NyQuil. Dr…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-0357E4B500. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/0357e4b500
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