Carolina QuotesSomeone stopped Mitch on the street last night and said, "I need another seventy-five cents so I can buy a cheeseburger. How about helping me?" Mitch said, "Get it without the cheese," and continued walking.
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
Source
07.07.1995 - p.317
- work
- Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)
- year
- 1977
- locator
- p.317
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“Someone stopped Mitch on the street last night and said, "I …” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-132632A867. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/132632a867
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