Carolina QuotesThey'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners.
Tom Robbins Carolinian
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- Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)
- year
- 1980
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“They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And…” Tom Robbins. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-19EFCCD127. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/19efccd127
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