Carolina QuotesWe always feel better in anticipation. You don't think about something and think "Aw, it's gonna be shitty." NO! You say "This is gonna be the greatest weekend ever! Sonuvabitch!" And then, by Monday, you're throwing up and you're thinking "You know, I always thought those guys were pricks!"
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“We always feel better in anticipation. You don't think about…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-2623C4A665. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/2623c4a665
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