Carolina QuotesI'm only allowed to say 'fuck' twelve times.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The Carnegie Hall Performance (2006)
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- 2006
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“I'm only allowed to say 'fuck' twelve times.” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-3AA1FDC4D7. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/3aa1fdc4d7
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