Carolina QuotesI don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Nothing’s Sacred (2005)
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- 2005
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