Carolina QuotesI didn't fucking spend my time living through the era of Vietnam to fucking come around to this fucking time and not having learned that the goddamn situation boils down to this: If you're against the war it doesn't mean that you're f-for the other side! If people show up with signs that go, "GO IRAQ, YOU FUCKERS GO!" then you go, "Holy Shit," then you beat the fuck out of them.
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“I didn't fucking spend my time living through the era of Vie…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-70B5ED27D6. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/70b5ed27d6
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