Carolina QuotesApple pie? Nuuh-uh. In my time it was a delight, and I went to war for it and motherhood. But motherhood is obsolete, too, in the old-fashioned sense, and now apple pie is a slag heap of green apples jammed between two layers of Bakelite. What, oh what, ever happened to the slim slices that came cinnamon-drenched from the crusted deep-dish?
Robert Ruark Carolinian
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p. 255
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- "Nothing Works and Nobody Cares" (1965)
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- 1965
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- p. 255
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“Apple pie? Nuuh-uh. In my time it was a delight, and I went …” Robert Ruark. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-78E7F5294B. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/78e7f5294b
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