Carolina QuotesThere are no fights in Ireland, people just get so drunk they go, "GODDAMN, YA SONOFABITCH!" and pass out. And there's no Alcoholics Anonymous there, because if there's a meeting, it's always at the bar.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Rules of Enragement (2003)
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- 2003
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