Carolina QuotesYou are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to. You don't need permission anymore! If you wake up next Tuesday, and you feel like being Batman, go for it! And then you go to work, and your boss will look up and go "who are you," and you can say..."I am Batman. That's who I am, who are you?"
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The Carnegie Hall Performance (2006)
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- 2006
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“You are an adult, and you can dress up whenever you want to.…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-8C0696F74D. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/8c0696f74d
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