Carolina QuotesI'm finding it progressively more difficult to have my picture taken, especially now, when there always has to be a gimmick. The idea is that you have to be humiliated in order for your personality to shine through. You need to hang from the ceiling by a hook or crawl on your hands and knees through a puddle of something.
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
Source
04.02.1997 - p.329
- work
- Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)
- year
- 1977
- locator
- p.329
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“I'm finding it progressively more difficult to have my pictu…” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-8F4185B56E. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/8f4185b56e
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