Carolina QuotesI'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The White Album (2000)
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- 2000
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“I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too lon…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-95081F1783. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/95081f1783
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