Carolina QuotesYou know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Taxed Beyond Belief (2002)
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- 2002
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“You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs …” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-95CC21198A. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/95cc21198a
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