Carolina QuotesMaybe there are a group of gay banditos... who, every night climb into a van and go from village to dell, from community to community. They wander, and as the sun is coming down, just setting over a suburban village, the gays drive in. And there in a cul-de-sac, there in the light of a house, you can see a young American family, sitting down for their evening meal. And those gays... put on their masks and their festive colored robes, and sneak slowly into the house... and begin to FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY IS DESTROYED!
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The Carnegie Hall Performance (2006)
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- 2006
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“Maybe there are a group of gay banditos... who, every night …” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-982C15A087. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/982c15a087
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