Carolina QuotesSociety had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
Tom Robbins Carolinian
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- Still Life with Woodpecker (1980)
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- 1980
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“Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. …” Tom Robbins. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-9974D4F556. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/9974d4f556
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