Carolina QuotesSometimes I order a beet salad, so when the waiter comes and lays down my salad I can say "thanks for laying down those funky beets". It's an expensive joke because I don't even like beets.
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“Sometimes I order a beet salad, so when the waiter comes and…” Zach Galifianakis. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-9E5704FEB4. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/9e5704feb4
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