Carolina Quotes"Stay safe," a Starbucks employee said to me one morning. I was in a hurry to get to my gate, so didn't stop to ask, "Safe from what?"
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
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Essay, "Calypso." p.106
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- Calypso (2018)
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- 2018
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