Carolina QuotesThe Pledge of Allegiance, ultimately, is coffee for elementary school students. "...And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. FUCK, I'm at SCHOOL! Can we say it again? I need a second cup."
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- Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)
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- 2005
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