Carolina QuotesIf cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase.
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
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- Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
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- 2000
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“If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase.” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-CD27A59707. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/cd27a59707
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