Carolina QuotesIf you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
Source
26.09.1978 - p.21
- work
- Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)
- year
- 1977
- locator
- p.21
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“If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-D8103FDDD7. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/d8103fddd7
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