Carolina QuotesSo that's how you wanna play it, old man? No dessert? Oh sure, we'll eat our dinner, right after you eat THIS!
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Inside Out (2015)
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- 2015
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“So that's how you wanna play it, old man? No dessert? Oh sur…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-E0AE6D9A53. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/e0ae6d9a53
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