Carolina QuotesAmy, Tiffany and I sat in the kitchen and talked until three thirty this morning. One of the things we laughed about was an old episode of The Newlywed Game. The host asked the wives, "What's the most exotic place you've ever made love?" He was likely expecting "The kitchen" or "On a tennis court at night," but one woman didn't quite understand the question and answered, "In the butt."
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28.12.1984 - p.119
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- Theft by Finding: Diaries, Volume 1 (1977-2002) (2017)
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- 1977
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- p.119
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