Carolina QuotesAnd I will tell you, because I was six feet from the TV set, that no one—no one—saw a tit. There was no titty to be seen. I know that's a fact, because I'm a guy that, if there's a titty, I'm the first one to look. And if you actually thought that you saw a titty, then... you were desperate to see one. Much like someone crossing a desert might see the mirage of water.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)
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- 2005
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“And I will tell you, because I was six feet from the TV set,…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-20E4B5F421. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/20e4b5f421
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