Carolina QuotesChristians... get Christmas under control. Seriously. It won't stop! It doesn't stop, does it? It's always Christmas now! Make it the whole year! It's the only time you pricks are happy!
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- Last Laugh ‘06 (2006)
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- 2006
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“Christians... get Christmas under control. Seriously. It won…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-289DE3C88C. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/289de3c88c
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