Carolina QuotesThere is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up to the actual moment are truly the best moments. Those are the moments that are filled with good times. Those are the moments in which you are able to think that it is going to be perfect, when the moment actually happens. But, the moment is reality, and reality always kinda sucks!
Lewis Black Carolinian
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“There is no better moment than this moment, when we're antic…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-E9C3B31D74. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/e9c3b31d74
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