Carolina QuotesCongratulations, San Francisco! You’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- Inside Out (2015)
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- 2015
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“Congratulations, San Francisco! You’ve ruined pizza! First t…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-301FCB8BB9. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/301fcb8bb9
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