Carolina QuotesAnd even if they hadn't told me, I would have known it was the coldest winter ever. Because I have not had one thought! I have not been able to complete a sentence in my own head! I find myself walking around going "You know what, I should really... FUCK, IT'S COLD!"
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- Black on Broadway (2004)
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“And even if they hadn't told me, I would have known it was t…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-372FAA9E3D. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/372faa9e3d
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