Carolina QuotesGrowing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last name: Galifianakis... Galifianakis... Begins with a 'gal', ends with a 'kiss'"... I'm like "That's great, Dad. Can we get it changed to 'Galifiana-fuck' please?"
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“Growing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last name…” Zach Galifianakis. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-488E490F52. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/488e490f52
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