Carolina Quotes[on Public Works Projects] You see what I felt they should have done for our first public works project is build a giant wall across the entire border of Canada...because THAT'S where the cold air comes from!
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- Black on Broadway (2004)
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- 2004
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“[on Public Works Projects] You see what I felt they should h…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-5AD51CCF29. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/5ad51ccf29
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