Carolina QuotesI failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.
Zach Galifianakis Carolinian
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“I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.” Zach Galifianakis. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-8F1C0CA784. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/8f1c0ca784
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Growing up my dad was like "Zach, you have a great last name: Galifianakis... Galifianakis... Begins with a 'gal', ends with a 'kiss'"... I'm like "That's great, Dad. Can we get it changed to 'Galifiana-fuck' please?"
The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
That was some really great "fatcting".