Carolina QuotesThe only time it's ok to yell out 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing Scrabble...because it's worth a shitload of points.
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“The only time it's ok to yell out 'I have diarrhea' is when …” Zach Galifianakis. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-A4F45B0D45. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/a4f45b0d45
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