Carolina QuotesIf it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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- The White Album (2000)
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- 2000
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“If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year …” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-B19C4EAF1A. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/b19c4eaf1a
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