Carolina QuotesNow, maybe you thought you could get clever by adding an -ing to your favorite curse word. Well, the bill also prohibits "compound use, including hyphenated compounds … and other grammatical forms, including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms." Fortunately for me, they didn't include the pluperfect subjunctive. So, all you stuffed shirts can just have been having had to bite me.
Lewis Black Carolinian
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"Back in Black", the 2004-3-24 episode of The Daily Show. The bill in question was H.R. 3687, a resolution by which the United States House of Representatives intended to expand the definition of "profane broadcasts".
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“Now, maybe you thought you could get clever by adding an -in…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-B83077B28C. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/b83077b28c
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