Carolina QuotesLike all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
David Sedaris Connected to the Carolinas
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- Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
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- 2000
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“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.” David Sedaris. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-CA7EAB32CF. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/ca7eab32cf
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