Carolina QuotesI was home alone watching George Bush speak on television. So it was just really the two of us. And as I listened to him, I realized, that one of us... was nuts! And for the first time ever, I went "Wow, it's not me!"
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- Red, White, and Screwed (2006)
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- 2006
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