Carolina QuotesMy girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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“My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lo…” Zach Galifianakis. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-F941DFDED8. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/f941dfded8
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