Carolina QuotesNormally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country, the weather is gray, rainy, gray, sleet, snow, gray; every day it just gets grayer and grayer and grayer! You wake up one day and you go 'I'm not coming into work today!' Your boss goes, 'Why not? You sick?' 'No! Its too gray!' Then you wake up and its the grayest day you've ever seen! And the next day it's even grayer! And that's usually Valentine's Day, and that's the day you look at your wrists and go, 'Hey, maybe I should slit 'em to see color!
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- The White Album (2000)
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“Normally, in February, in Boston and in most of the country,…” Lewis Black. Carolina Quotes, record CQ-775A75B6CA. https://carolinaquotes.com/quote/775a75b6ca
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